All vampires are welcome. Please tell use your bloodline (listed below) and you shall be placed accordingly.
All who first start will be considered a Childe, until they are approved by the prince (when we get a prince). (I was considering myself (edm) Caine, but then naw... might as well be true to the Camarilla system and just make me an elder. Plus I don't want to be some super old vampire that cruses half the clans!)
Poltical Positions available (aka admids)!!
The Inner Circle- admids with final word. Only Three will be accepted (closed)
The Conclave- the admids give Inner Circle ideas/keep track of club doings. Only four will be accepted
Justicars- Watches the Prince's actions (appoints new prince- must be approved by The Inner Circle) Only two will be accepted
Prince- changes rank of members according to activity in club (must be approved by The Inner Circle members first) Obviously only one will be accepted.
News
Thanks to school, crap, moving, and more school the lack of EDM here has been proven. Oh yes... and her hired help is crap. But thanks to a non member,
, we have been saved! At lest minior updateings have been done thanks to him, and he went through all the messages! Sorted new members to his best abilites yada yada. And he doesn't even play the game, so big cookies to him. Love now.
And as humor of it, I desided to name him offical Camarilla Ghoul.
The Inner Circle
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The Prince
Kindred and Allies
Vampire: The Masquerade
Developed by Justin Achilli
Vampire is a game of personal, gothic horror. That's "gothic," not "goth." Some vampires are goths, sure, but we're more concerned with the intricacies of becoming a monster and the literary meaning of gothic than we are with lyrics from Apoptygma Berzerk songs.
(Somewhere, right now, you'll find a goth screaming, "That's not goth, that's industrial! Idiot!" To that goth, I say: Shut up. Somewhere, right now, a European is laughing at you for confusing industrial with darkwave electro. Get over it.)
Vampire is about normal people who have been Embraced into a World of Darkness and turned into predatory monsters. It is a game of horror, of both the internal and external varieties. Each vampire is only half man -- the other half is a ravenous, bloodthirsty Beast. Vampires' worlds fall apart: Mortals they love die, things they held dear now linger out of reach, they prey upon what they once were. They have been utterly cursed. To ease the pain -- or to escape what they have become -- they pretend to be mortal. They place elaborate social rules and grand Jyhads before themselves, hoping to divert their attention from their own bestial natures. They cling desperately to the vestiges of their humanity. Their unlives are tragic, doomed attempts to stave off the unnatural forces that lurk within them all.
(Vampire, to some people, is about blowing shit up, hurling bolts of flame and vicariously getting back at a world that shuns them for their geekdom. I don't publish books for those people. It's fine for them to play in that idiom -- as long as they're having fun, the game works. They're going to play Vampire like that anyway, but I'm not going to encourage them.)
So, with all that in mind, you want to write for Vampire, eh? Well, before I hire you, we'll have to see if you can take it. Part and parcel with Vampire writing comes criticism, and it comes in greater volume than with any of our other games. To see if you're up to the task, complete the following mock letter using the choices presented and gauge your reactions.
"Hello,
(1) Jackass;
(2) Idiot;
(3) Bonehead;
(4) Moron;
I am
(1) an generic Internet chump hiding behind an anonymous handle
(2) a lonely, frustrated student with nothing better to do
(3) an illiterate dullard with vociferously spoken opinions
(4) a rabid fan who thinks White Wolf owes him something
and I just want you to know that your last book really
(1) sucked.
(2) blew.
(3) stank.
(4) should have been fed through a chipper-shredder.
Why was it so bad? Well,
(1) you didn't do exactly what I would have done with it, which proves you are stupid.
(2) you left out several details in the interests of creating mystery, but I wanted to know the exact Traits or reason behind [Event X], which proves you are stupid.
(3) I'm incapable of understanding in-character bias in printed material, whwhich results in my confusion and also proves you are stupid.
(4) just because, stupid.
In fact, White Wolf has put out consistently crappy books since
(1) you started writing for them.
(2) Justin Achilli took over Vampire.
(3) they stopped using Sisters of Mercy quotes to open every subsection of text.
(4) they came into existence, yet I still buy every book, if only to give me new reasons to complain and find a surrogate victim for my own feelings of inadequacy and self-loathing.
I hope
(1) wild jackals tear out your liver for writing this thing.
(2) you are assimilated by the Borg, decapitated by Highlanders, hamstrung by my Celtic ancestors and defiled by cape-wearing LARPers.
(3) real goths taunt you when you go to the nightclub, you Manson-loving wannabe.
(4) you get fired and they hire me, even though I have no idea how to write a cogent sentence, let alone prepare a book for publication.
Sincerely,
(1) DarkRavynDeth143@aol.com
(2) Kevin Collegebritches, State University
(3) Nethraxis Zomb, Crimson Master of the Eternal Night
(4) Eugene Fenster, by way of my parents' basement
P.S.:
(1) Which book explains Baba Yaga's death?
(2) Enclosed is my character. Please make it official.
(3) I didn't type my letter legibly or even bother to send a SASE, but I'm going to get all uppity if I don't receive a response from you.
(4) Rot in hell, you bastard."
If you're prepared to deal with crap like this, you've got the fortitude to work for us. (On a lighter note, you should know that the people you're actually working for are the silent majority -- the ones who accept the game for the entertainment pastime it is and "get it" on a larger scale. They just don't write as often, because they tend to be better acclimated to the world. Not everyone in this hobby is a wailing, sociopathic lunatic. Just the loud ones.)







Why so long there are no news?
We wait!
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